
We went to a cafe, sat down at a table, made an order. Then I noticed that the waitress serving us was vaguely familiar, but unfriendly. She threw the menu and talked to me rudely. So, I asked her, “Do we know each other?”
She replied, “Of course we do. You cribbed off from my work in the sixth grade and got an A, and I got a B. Although I think I’m better.” I was stunned, but decided to leave her a tip. I hope she did the math without any problems.