Right after I got married, I started finding napkins stained with lipstick in my pockets. My wife found them once. She made a scene, saying that it was not her lipstick, and threatened to leave me. I swore I had no idea whose they were. Then one day, I opened my wife’s vanity drawer and…
My wife wanted a second child. I was against it. I’m the only one who works. I want to take the family on holiday, buy a new car. So, she secretly stopped taking pills and one day happily informed me that she was pregnant. But her words became the last straw, “When the baby is…
My son’s preschool teacher has told me this one. One day, it was story time, and all the kids were sitting in a circle on the reading rug. She was reading them a book about animals, and the sounds each one makes. An owl comes up, and none of them know it, so she says,…
One girl used to gallop around the playground on her own, pretending she was a horse. She was 14 or 15 at the time. She got a medical degree and is doing her surgical training at the moment. I bumped into her at a hospital after over a decade, all I could think of to…
My fiancé and I were out all day. When we got back, the front door and all the windows were closed. On the table, I found a picture of a girl with a name written on the backside of it. It was Brandy. We saw her for the first time in the photo and don’t…
We’re vegan at home. My 15-year-old stepdaughter insists I can’t impose my choices and demanded meat. I told her, ‘My house, my rules. If you don’t like it, stay at your mom’s.’ She smiled, and my husband stayed silent. At 2 a.m., I found my 7-year-old son on the floor, pale and covered in chocolate,…
My son was 2 and thought every black man was his dad. When we were at the market, he called a random stranger “Daddy!!” and ran to him and hugged him. The guy actually picked him up and said, “I’m not your dad but hey, buddy!”
Our boss walks around the office and turns off the lights after everyone. He also fines employees for leaving them on, but that’s not all. Once, I noticed that very little water was flowing out of the toilet tank when flushing. As a result, you weren’t able to remove all your waste in one flush….
I had a neighbor that had a dog that barked from about 7 p.m. until 5 a.m. NON STOP. They worked nights I believe. They kept it outside. I knocked numerous times, and they said: “Dogs bark, what do you expect?” Their house was directly behind mine, we shared a divided wall. I recorded their…