My sister, Nancy, has always loved being the center of attention. I’m 25, and she’s 27. We both became mothers for the first time ten months ago, with my son, Jack, and her daughter, Ella, born just three days apart. Nancy takes pride in breastfeeding and does so openly, while I prefer privacy. Last Saturday,…
In the center of the bustling mall, amidst the monotonous hum of shoppers and ringing cash registers, my usual shopping trip turned into a compelling tale of mystery. A strange figure, a girl with an air of mystery, approached me unexpectedly. With an odd familiarity, she embraced me in an unexpected embrace and murmured urgently…
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldn’t believe her kid got 90 in history. After careful examination of the marks, she saw that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 differed. “Johnny, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add…
A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I said to him ‘Do you know any of those martial arts like Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, or Karate?’ He says ‘Why da f**k you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?’ ‘No,’ I said, ‘It’s because you’re drinking my f**king…
How a Neighbor Made Fool of a WomanA man is getting into the shower just as his Wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.Before she says a word, Bob says, “Ill…
Tyler wanted to buy the bag of fruits for his grandmother, but he refused to take it for free. The owner of the grocery store happened to notice this adamant and brilliant child and decided to step in an unexpected way. “What is always in front of us, but we can’t see it?” Tyler was…
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you’re sweating?” the owner asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?” And Daddy starts to…
Amber and I have always been extremely close. She’s been my best friend now for decades, and she has always had my back when I needed it, but lately, I’ve been feeling slightly guilty about her supporting me without fail. Last September, she stood up for me once again, but this time it had serious…
After 15 years of what seemed like a perfect marriage, Angela’s world fell apart when she overheard her husband, Mark, reveal to a friend that he had been with her for financial security and had a long-time mistress named Pamela. Heartbroken but resilient, Angela decided to end the marriage and get her revenge. She took…