Big Grill, Bigger Weenie
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says
“Your butt is getting really big, I mean, really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”
With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill.
Then, he went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.
Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!” The wife chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks.
