A Chinese employee calls his boss and says, “I can’t work today, I’m sick.” The boss replies, “When I’m sick, I spend time with my wife. You should try that!” Two hours later, the employee calls back and says, “I feel better now. By the way, you have a lovely home.”
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? “We learned how to make babies today.” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’ to ‘i’ and…
A routine trip to Walmart turned chaotic when a stranger demanded my wheelchair for his tired wife. As the situation escalated, a crowd gathered, transforming my ordinary shopping day into an unforgettable encounter. There I was, navigating Walmart in my wheelchair, feeling content with my shopping. Suddenly, a man blocked my path. “Give my wife…
Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s event with economist Paul Krugman at CUNY’s Graduate Center was interrupted four times by hecklers. They accused Pelosi of being a “w.ar cr1minal” and a “sad old drunk,” criticizing her foreign policy, alleged corruption, and supposed drinking habit. One heckler claimed she should be in “the depths of hell” for her role…
Bobby Allison, founder of racing’s “Alabama Gang” and a NASCAR Hall of Famer, died Saturday. He was 86. NASCAR released a statement from Allison’s family that said he died at home in Mooresville, North Carolina. A cause of death wasn’t given, but Allison had been in declining health for years. Allison moved to fourth on…
A Nevada license plate sparked a viral sensation on Facebook with the message “Go back to California,” garnering over 80 thousand likes. However, the plate has now been recalled by the Nevada DMV. Rejected plates like SAUC3D and RAMP4GE hint at offensive or inappropriate content, while others like F4K3 T4XI and BUYAGRAM suggest illicit activities….
President-elect Donald Trump has been projected to win Arizona, meaning he won every battleground state over Kamala Harris in the 2024 race.With the call in Arizona, Trump has won all seven competitive states: Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada, and Arizona.Trump now has 312 Electoral College votes, which is the most of any candidate.
After her circus of a legal case against actor Johnny Depp, Amber Heard has been staying in Spain decompressing. And it appears that Heard has found a safe place to live outside of the confines of the United States of America. Heard is currently located in Palma de Mallorca, Spain, with her one-year-old daughter Oonagh…
Amber had stopped believing in love after years of heartbreak, focusing on her career and family instead. But at a family BBQ, she met Steve, her father’s old friend, and felt an unexpected spark. Steve was ruggedly charming with a calm warmth that instantly drew her in. When her car wouldn’t start, he fixed it…
Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband:…